So I have my doctor’s appointment this evening for my lady bits, by coincidence a letter plopped through the letterbox today from the surgery.
“‘Dear Miss Davies, I am writing to invite you to attend a cervical screening'” As invitations go, that’s a pretty rubbish one. I doubt it is a black-tie event…”
Should I go in full dress and regalia?
Might be nice for the staff to see someone making an effect!
Maybe I should “vajazzle” and give my doctor something pretty to look at? Let’s face it, vaginas are not pretty ….
Anyhoo, I doubt I’ll have to book another appointment considering she’s having a rummage in there today anyway.