Dust Off The evening Gown ….

So I have my doctor’s appointment this evening for my lady bits, by coincidence a letter plopped through the letterbox today from the surgery.

“‘Dear Miss Davies, I am writing to invite you to attend a cervical screening'”    As invitations go, that’s a pretty rubbish one. I doubt it is a black-tie event…”

Should I go in full dress and regalia?

Might be nice for the staff to see someone making an effect!

Maybe I should “vajazzle” and give my doctor  something pretty to look at? Let’s face it, vaginas are not pretty ….

Anyhoo, I doubt I’ll have to book another appointment considering she’s having a rummage in there today anyway.

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